It could have been worse....
Your wife just decided she has a use for that old table you used for model construction! She last saw it before there was a slip of the hobby knife and a deep slice across the grain! (Oh no...it just got worse)
The one of a kind model you were asked by the local historic society to donate for permanent display became the object of intense love from your favorite (?) cat. (You fight the intense urge to become a bongo player using cat hide as the drum heads )
You look on in disbelief as your model goes up in a flash of flame as you are giving it a coat of protective gloss coat lacquer. Looking closely at the can you discover what you thought was just a line in a red box turns out to be a warning NOT to use on anything printed by your brand of printer ink lest it cause a chemical reaction resulting in minor explosions and flames ( Sometimes you really have to fight the urge to just grab someone and throttle the dickens out of 'em! ).
You read this drivel and then discover I'm getting paid for it!
...I was dusting the shelves and...( Left over from last month but it's still one of my favorites because I have actually heard it... several times! )
A brilliant flash of insight brings the warped touch of April Fools to number 4 on this list of Tom Foolery.
